We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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