At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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