Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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