Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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