oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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