my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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