Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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