I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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