Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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