Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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