Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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