I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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