So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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