I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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