how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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