seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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