Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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