Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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