good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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