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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.

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• (315): View more from New York

  we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.

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  27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.

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  These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW

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