You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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