i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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