actually, I'm a sock model
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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