nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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