why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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