People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
