I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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