Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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