So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
