so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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