I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He did a backflip because drugs
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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