I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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