i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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