Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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