I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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