the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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