He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm both gender and math confused
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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