I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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