is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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