Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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