I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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