just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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