You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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