remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best