i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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