So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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