Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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