Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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