with your own penis?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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