Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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