oh fat girl friday strikes again...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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