I swear she didn't look like that last week.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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