New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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