I think scott just propositioned me for sex
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix