Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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3 2 1 whiskey
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we're so committed to being not committed
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.